Oh my, these boys write some beautiful songs
Augmented reality coming soon!
“Layar combines GPS, camera, and compass to identify your surroundings and overlay information on screen, in real time. It is available for Android now and it will be available for iPhone soon, but exclusively for the 3GS.”
Hey, remember all those people who very visibly rolled their eyes and commented frequently about the pointlessness of the digital compass on the new iPhone 3GS?
Who’s retarded now?
FINALLY uploaded all of the photos from My and Jeff’s Canadian excursion.
Gallons of Wetness, and a Light-Up Space Knob — we did it all!
(see full post for additional photo of said Knob)
I made an animated GIF of my brother practicing his drumming, just for fun.
Look at this gif while this song is playing in the background. Perfect.
BET Awards celebrate Michael Jackson - CNN.com
Like a well worn but still-sparkling glove, BET slid easily into Michael Jackson mode Sunday as the network’s annual awards show began.
Ok. Wait. Let me get a pencil and a nice Xanax.
- This glove sparkles. Still sparkles. Despite being “well-worn.” I’m struggling to reconcile that. But, no matter.
- The inexplicable glove simile is used to modify BET, right? Read the sentence again. Ok, why not? BET is a glove. That still-sparkles. And is well-worn. Sure. Moving on.
- So, what is it that’s sliding into this glove? Aha! Exactly! Nothing. It is the glove that is sliding into something else. Got it? BET is a glove. That still-sparkles. And is well-worn. And is—contrary to a more traditional application of the metaphor—sliding into something else. But, what will this glove slide into, you ask?
- A “mode.” The glove is sliding into a “mode.” While still-sparkling.
- The “mode” is “Michael Jackson mode.” And now it has a glove in it.
Later, awards will be distributed.
If I wrote news headlines, this is what they would be like. Who at CNN do I forward my résumé to?
“In Berkeley you need to have a permit for EVERYTHING.”
—Michael Ferguson
God I KNOWWW
