January 2008
119 posts
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good friends, cramped spaces
with all the smiles, you’d not guess
i’ve still got this hole
December 2007
123 posts
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tough would you rather always drink from the waste tub or ten dollar beers?
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candid silhouettes
depict a skewed history
young, mad, with a grant
“I’m going to punch that Bleeker kid in the weiner the next time I see him”
– J.K. Simmons as Juno’s dad in the movie Juno
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half my jeans soaked through the other half protected by my overcoat
Watch“Boo woowoo hoo hoo hoo, woowoo hoo hoo BOO hoooooo!”
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son, this is England
so which side are you on boys?
which side are you on?
“So girls, remember that you either have to be pretty, talk about pretty people,...”
– The Feminist Pessimist: What a crappy list of role models
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long drive to new york
with saves the day sing-alongs
“hey, what can I do?”
“Drive hammered, get nailed”
– Pennsylvania state road sign warning
The Mom and Dad Self-Help Project
Here is a project for anyone home for the holidays. Find a self-help book at your parents’ house and tumble a useful paragraph from it. If everyone does this, we can all get our shit together (finally)! — jakoblodwick At the Manila leprosarium, the first ward we visited was full of men. Out of habit, I reached out my hand to greet a small, thin man in the bed closest to the door. He...
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mom flew in today
for a patchy white Christmas
much food was consumed
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bad santa thorton
doesn’t like the sandwiches
always smells of booze
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lying on the couch
the hours feel like minutes
sore “phone holding” arm
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a long drive upstate watch pavement turn into snow and sadness to joy
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some vegan pancakes
and four slices of fake ham
left quite contented
me: so where do they want to eat?
mike: not sure, we'll have to call them and find out
me: are any of them vegan?
mike: no, they're nothing
The Lancaster Orchestra has been one of my...